Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse - Woot

my Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse commercial

Open on shot of nerdy CGI mouse walking home from school. Should look like Stewart Little but not enough to cause legal issues. Again.

Mouse takes a shortcut through an alley, where thugs are playing dice. Instead of money, they?re betting weapons of mass destruction (ups the stakes!). Thugs push nerdy mouse around and tell him to get lost.

Cut to nerdy mouse arriving home. Show him running frantically into basement lab and stepping into chamber at center of room. Weird robotic sounds are heard. Lights flicker and then go out. When lights come back on we see nerdy mouse has transformed into Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse with contoured thumb grip for better fit and comfort.

Back in ally, thugs are still playing dice. Voice behind them says, ?Mind if I join?? They turn around to see Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse. Thugs run at mouse with crowbars, but with his 5600dpi Razer Precision 3.5G Laser sensor, he evades each. In the ensuing scuffle, mouse manages to beat up and hand cuff all thugs. Show mouse man-handling one thug to find out location of secret lair that is about to launch nuclear missile.

Cut to mouse and police bursting into secret lair. Mouse hits off button just before missile launches. Off button also opens hidden door where there are a bunch of supermodels that the thugs were holding hostage. They all fall deeply in love with mouse. At the bottom of the screen it says, ?This could be you!? THE END!

(Note: nerdy mouse living with tons of supermodels fighting for affection = great zany sitcom premise!)

Warranty: 90 Day Razer

Condition: Refurbished

Features:

• Ergonomic right-handed form factor with a contoured thumb grip delivers comfort and a better fit for gaming, whether you use a palm or fingertip grip
• Adjustable side buttons ? delivers optimum reach regardless of palm size or grip style
• 5600dpi Razer Precision 3.5G Laser sensor
• Razer Synapse On-board Memory
• Up to 200 inches per second/ 50g acceleration
• Seven independently programmable Hyperesponse buttons
• 1000Hz Ultrapolling / 1ms response rate
• On-The-Fly Sensitivity adjustment
• Zero-acoustic Ultraslick mouse feet
• Approximate size: 4.84? L x 2.8? W x 1.65? H

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System Requirements

• PC / Mac with USB port
• Windows? 7 / Windows Vista? / Windows? XP or Mac OS X (v10.4 and above)
• Internet connection (for driver installation)
• At least 35MB of hard disk space

In the box:

• (1) Razer Imperator Gaming Mouse

Source: http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=21082

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